Romanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler

The freedom of any society varies proportionately with the volume of its laughter.

I wanted to say something about the universe. There's God, angels, plants... and horseshit.

The heart is, truly, the source of love. The proof is that if you remove it from someone, they will almost certainly never love again.

When you've got it, flaunt it.

Laughter is a sense of proportion and a power of seeing yourself from the outside.

I wanted to say something about the universe. There's God angels plants... and horseshit.

I wish everyone had someone who never popped their balloons.

Dorian used to watch you like a starving man who wants meat. Now he looks at you like he wants seconds.

You never really know a man until you stand in his shoes and walk around in them.

Do what you can, when you can.

An Episcopalian divine once told the Pope that the only difference between their denominations was that "the Church of Rome is infallible and the Church of England is never in the wrong."

Never lower your standards just to fill a position. You will pay for it later.

The only work I did for the next five years after splitting from Vincent was work I'd already lined up.

If you are not too large for the place you occupy, you are too small for it.

Because there might come a day when there is no flashlight, there is no gun, there is no guiding hand. And I want to be ready for it." (divergent pg.138)

When our goals are clearly defined and intelligently set, you have, in essence, taken a major step toward programming your left brain. That frees your right brain to be its creative best.