Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Mother used to say escape is never further than the nearest book.

He'd never known he had so much fight in him. Never known he could be capable of so much... He was going to change the world.

It takes a big man to trust a thief, " Renny agreed

The point to remember is that what the Government gives it must first take away.

The police officer's job is to respect the citizens that they are in control of.

Without looking through the window, you can see Heaven's Way.

That becomes the revolution, to be idealistic enough that you think you can change the world, and what you find is you can't change anything but yourself.

The man who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality quite as much as the honesty. Possibly more.

Keep Right on to the End of the Road

One who is injured ought not to return the injury, for on no account can it be right to do an injustice.