Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

If my mind cannot be tied down, if my dreams cannot be diminished, then no amount of restraints can really guarantee my quiet submission.

. . . most martial artists want to know how A technique is done, A seasoned Sensei will demonstrate why

A lot of people listening to music now don't listen to the songs or lyrics at all. They just go, "Good tones..." and that's it.

The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.

Solving new problems is what keeps us moving forward as individuals and as a society, so don't back down.

Oh, to be seventy again!

I was always the one in the background or the donkey. I was never a star, I never got to be the main part.

The devil-ache of loneliness seldom deserts the bones of the angry.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

It's important to say that actors can't act alone, it's impossible. What we have to do is support each other.