Romeo and Juliet *died*. I always liked that in a teen romance story.

After enough concussions the head injuries blur together.

"Gun-wielding recluse gunned down by local police" isn't the epitaph I want. I am hoping for "Witnesses reported the sound up to two hundred kilometers away" or "Last body part finally located".

You may have trouble getting permission to aero or lithobrake asteroids on Earth.

I believe that I have now experienced the lifetime maximum exposure to bottom spanking in fantasy novels.

[Elizabeth Moon's] antagonists are always evil moustache-twirlers. She could write a book about a golf open and the main rival to the hero would turn out to have clubs made from compressed kittens.

english doesn't borrow from other languages. english follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

Never bring a gun to a fight where the other guy has a time-machine and tomorrow's newspapers.

I can't help but notice that everytime I fly somewhere, other people's planes fall out of the sky.

Most of my scars are not fire-related and I no longer say "I know what I am doing" at critical moments.

Deadly nightshade is the only plant I have ever been able to get to grow for me.

Heresy no longer existed within religion itwas founded in the state.

To forgive is the vocation of all Christians.

Every man must be content with that glory which he may have at home.

We begin selling ourselves on what we want to do rather than what we ought to do. We listen to ourselves until we believe our own lies, and the we opt for happiness.

I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.

I can look at my books with pleasure from a distance. Four feet is close enough.

Please don’t spoil my day; I’m miles away and, after all, I’m only sleeping.

The more you feel you are fallen; the more you fall in love with God.

Examples of hostility toward religious values and those who hold them abound... This antireligious bigotry is not confined to the classroom.

Listen to your father who begot you, And do not despise your mother when she is old.