Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof I'm not willin' to try that.

You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.

I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer.

Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called.

I heart Jewish girls... oh my God.

Bravery is not the absence of fear, but rather, it is the decision to look fear in the eyes and press on regardless

- and you are truly human now. You can love, and fear, and forbid things to be what they are, and overact.

If he had to spend the evening with madwomen, he would prefer at least one of them be willing to let him grope her.

Happiness is dependent on self-discipline. We are the biggest obstacles to our own happiness. It is much easier to do battle with society and with others than to fight our own nature.

I saw the sunlight in a leafy place, Bathing itself in liquid green and amber-- Where every flower had tears hid in its petals, And every leaf was lovely with the rain.

Human reason is by nature architectonic.

Some certified nut Will try to tell you it's poetry, (It's extraordinary, it makes a great deal of sense) But watch out or he'll start with some New notion or other.

I cry for everything I abandoned and because I, too, have been left behind -- by Alex, by my mom, by time that has cut through our worlds and separated us.

In my estimation, the only thing that is more to be guarded against than bad taste is good taste.

Some people find fault like there is a reward for it