Room service? Send up a larger room."]

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

If you are confident, you have the courage for existence.

I wanted a heaven. And I grew up striving for that world-- an eternal world- that would wash away my temporary misery.

The time draws near the birth of Christ; The moon is hid; the night is still; The Christmas bells from hill to hill Answer each other in the mist.

There's one word that describes baseball - You never know.

The early church didn’t say, ‘Look what the world is coming to!’ They said, ‘Look what has come into the world’!

What is there more of in the world than anything else? Ends.

I've come to appreciate other people's talents.

There's a line in the picture where he snarls, 'Nobody tells me what to do.' That's exactly how I've felt all my life.