Room service? Send up a larger room.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Fashion is everything that goes out of fashion.

Sometimes surviving is all you can do

When I quote Scripture, I know I am quoting the very Word of God.

That woman wants to hear all my wishes, For already a thousand years, And each my thought knows to read, Even if I don't utter it aloud.

A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them.

I guess I just take things as they come now, as far as that goes. I get really excited to do the project, but I don't think too much beyond that.

All dogs can be guide dogs of a sort, leading us to places we didn't even know we needed or wanted to go.

Theory can leave questions unanswered, but practice has to come up with something.

Thought is the seed of action; but action is as much its second form as thought is its first.

In the huge mass of evil as it rolls and swells, there is ever some good working toward deliverance and triumph.