Rose goblins are built like porcupines - if you rub them the right way, you don't have to worry about the spines. They're sort of like people in that regard, too.​

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

I guess in the end, it doesn’t matter what we wanted. What matters is what we chose to do with the things we had.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

Pronouns are only useful when you combine them with other words. I have a few I can give you, if you're at a loss.

The only thing we have in this world that is utterly and intrinsically ours is our integrity.

I feel the closest to crazy when I'm disagreeing with the voice in my head

Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.

True, but Little Sister is patient and she's always watching.

No matter how dark the moment, love and hope are always possible.

I haven't lost a war. No one got killed. I just lost a tennis match.

Mindfulness is both a state of being and a daily spiritual practice, a form of meditation.

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.

We are our own aptest deceiver.

As one gets older, one discovers everything is going to be exactly the same with different hats on.

Since I never get on a scale, I have no idea how much weight I've lost!

I get blamed for things I have nothing to do with.

Sometimes people confuse silence as wisdom when in fact it is compromise.