Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

No matter what life throws at you, fight with your eyes wide open to fight a good fight.

Trusting fate is like gambling on an unknown outcome with unknown consequences.

Everyone likes to be loved

I do not think that there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcomes almost everything, even nature.

I learned that in each of us there burns a flame of independence that must never be allowed to go out. That as long as it exists within us we cannot be destroyed.

I never used to sleep much. I think we all go through a bit of a time like that where we rage about. If we don't, I don't think you've ever really lived.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

All the powers of imagination combine in hypochondria.

What if two negatives make an affirmative ...does it follow that two nobodies shall be some body?

Early on I decided that fishing would be my way of looking at the world. First it taught me to look at rivers. Lately it has been teaching me how to look at people, myself included.