Routine feeds the illusion of safety.

Children see magic because they look for it.

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

Work harder on yourself than you do on your job.

Entrepreneurial capitalism takes more people out of poverty than aid.

We are all happy if we only knew it.

[My grandparents] were from Texas. El Paso. White trash.

Our culture has forgotten what the Founders knew: The American experiment is a moral, not just a political, exercise.

These distraction-oholics. These focus-ophobics.

Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going.

I think actors always like to think they don't bring the character home, and then their family all laugh and tell you otherwise.

I was 40 before I learned that 'No' was a complete sentence.

It would be so much easier if there were a secret password, or handshake. Netherworld, open sesame! Yeah, that didn't work, either.