Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those eyes. You don't know if he is going to buy you a drink or eat you.

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don’t think. I think he’s useless you can quote me on that.

I couldn't help thinkin' if she was as far out o' town as she was out o' tune, she wouldn't get back in a day.

When you fail to educate a child, you are storing him up for a future disaster.” - Abdulazeez Henry Musa.

In the end, that's what this election is about. Do we participate in a politics of cynicism or a politics of hope?

I took the liberal view for many decades, but I believe I have changed my mind.

Freshly minted Ph.Ds typically teach the way their favorite professors taught.

All governments lie, but disaster lies in wait for countries whose officials smoke the same hashish they give out.

Men blush less for their crimes than for their weaknesses and vanity. [Fr., Les hommes rougissent moins de leur crimes que de leurs faiblesses et de leur vanite.]

Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!

Raising kids makes most people, including me, grow up at least a little.