Rule #1: Life is supposed to be fun!

Of course the cat will growl and spit at the operator and bite him if she can. But the real question is whether he is a vet or a vivisector.

And there were carved hearts in the trunks of trees with the initials of couples who felt there was no more romantic thing they could do to celebrate their love than scar the local plant life

You can design and create, and build the most wonderful place in the world. But it takes people to make the dream a reality.

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

One of the great sadnesses of my life, as I take stock at middle age, is the sense that the adventure largely ended by the time I was twenty-five.

Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get.

The search "Who am I"...ends in the annihilation of the illusory "I" and the Self which remains over will be as clear as a gooseberry in the palm of one's hand.

Everything that is usually understood by the term co-operation is, in some degree, an evil.

I bear a charmed life, which must not yield To one of woman born.