Rule number one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.

Nothing can be said, including this statement, that has not been said before.

Loneliness is not being alone, It's loving others to no avail.

The megaselling books by celebrities are not so much books as products.

Two tears in a bucket. Motherfuck it.

Success = 1 part work + 1 part play + 1 part keep your mouth shut

Trust the instinct to the end though you can render no reason.

There are some stories you can't hear enough. They are the same every time you hear them. But you are not. That's one reliable way of understanding time.

It is rarely [Americans] dine in society, except in taverns and boarding-houses. Then they eat with the greatest possible rapidity, and in total silence.

A man is not saved because he believes in Christ, he believes in Christ because he is saved.

Journalism has a distinct place in familiarizing and expressing public opinion.

Chess is too difficult to be a game and not serious enough to be a science or an art.

Social media could be very strong in terms of bringing people together but it also takes up so much of people's time that I wonder if we've lost the ability to daydream.

When exactly were we brainwashed into believing that the best way to earn a living is to have a job?

I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.