Rules with an iron fist, but sometimes in that fist is a rose.

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days.

You don't want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I've done later in the week.

My mentality is: I'm going to do it. I'm going to eat a lot of food, and then I'm going to complain about it when I see myself on camera.

Theres nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. Its bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.

My very beloved and deceased third-grade teacher, Cliff Kehod, was the one that I really remember calling me Ike a lot. It just stuck. It is a dog's name, but I love dogs.

Beauty is not out there

Knowledge-like the sky- is never private property. No teacher has a right to withhold it from anyone who asks for it. Teaching is the art of sharing.

We are different because our brain is wired differently. This causes us to perceive the world in different ways and have different values and priorities. Not better or worse - different.

Love and envy make a man pine, which other affections do not, because they are not so continual.

I don't wase time thinking, 'Am I doing it right?' I say, 'Am I doing it?'

The real is only one realization of the possible.

As a producer, I like to bring in unexpected voices, unexpected musicians, like Watt and Joey Spampinato of NRBQ.

As long as I can run fast, track will always be an option. But right now I'm focused on football because the NFL is knocking on my door and I'm not going to slam it in its face.

As a youngster in the projects, I definitely didn't have anything. So if you get something, you want to be able to give back and help others.