Rummy is played by more people in more ways than any other game.

My last piece of advice to the degenerate slot player who thinks he can beat the one-armed bandit consists of four little words: It can't be done.

The gambling supply house catalog is distinctly not the safest place to learn about cheating devices, beware of catalog men.

Belly strippers! The use of this device is one of the most highly prized - and highly priced - secrets of fast-money winners.

Don’t waste time. Avoid the company of wasteful people who lack the desire to achieve. Become assertive and action-oriented.

Look at that moon. Potato weather for sure.

There were poisons so subtle that to know their properties one had to sicken of them. There were maladies so strange that one had to pass through them if one sought to understand their nature.

America is the longest argument in the world.

Like the lion tears the flesh off a man, so can a woman who passes herself off as a male.

Approached literally, there's but a hair's difference between You'd better not pout, you'd better not cry, and Don't scream.

I've had to grow up with everyone watching me, which has been hard.

Contradictions make people feel off. They'll say, "Hey, you just said this and now this person is doing that, how is that possible?"

The only one you get even with is yourself.

God in his goodness sent the grapes To cheer both great and small; Little fools will drink too much And great fools none at all!