Rumor had it that he was homosexual; in reality, in recent years, he was simply a garden-variety alcoholic.

The great advantage of a novel is you can put in whatever comes into your head - it has the same shape as the human brain.

Anything can happen in life, especially nothing.

The world outside had its own rules, and those rules were not human.

The Americans are completely stupid. The intellectual level in any single European country is higher than in America.

The absence of the will to live is, alas, not sufficient to make one want to die.

The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.

In order to pass the time I told him the story of the German who ate the other German whom he’d met on the internet.

It's a curious idea to reproduce when you don't even like life.

Tenderness is a deeper instinct than seduction, which is why it is so hard to give up hope.

The most stupid religion is Islam.

Originality is the best form of rebellion.

Ocular infidelity is unfortunately rampant in this so called "artist's world.

A half-blood of the eldest dogs...

We don't like trading agony for money

You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.

Sharing information with employees makes them feel invested.

I'm never going to run this again.

Cats gotta scratch. Dogs gotta bite. I gotta write.

My review of 2001, the year, is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey. It went on too long, it was hard to follow, and you could only enjoy it if you were really, really, *really* stoned.

I have friends who are majorly into the cosplay culture and have urged me to go to a convention for no other reason than to meet others like me.