Rumors and Manure both get spread around but only one is beneficial

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

Everybody has two swings-a beautiful practice swing and the choked-up one with with which they hit the ball. So it wouldn't do either of us a damned bit of good to look at your practice swing.

In non-violence the cause has to be just and clear as well as the means.

Happiness is an equivalent for all troublesome things.

I have no social position and I stay away from what is known as society as much as possible.

Death does not frighten me, but dying obscurely and above all uselessly does.

How sweet it is to die if one has lived on the Cross!

Live... More than your neighbors. Unleash yourself upon the world and go places. Go now. Giggle no,laugh.

Love yourself and you can heal your life.

Freedom, like everything else, is relative.

The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry

The first need of a free people is to define their own terms.