Run. Yoga. Hike. Generally try to outpace the nerves. If that doesn't work, one Jack on the rocks.

We need to do a better job of understanding what the world is.

I feel like little kids should and do steal money. That is a major part of being a young child.

I get a lot of credit for having succeeded as a Latina in this world, and I am not that. I appreciate it, but I'm Italian. And that does happen a lot.

Stealing money from your parents - I feel like I did that a lot and I now know as an adult that your parents knew how much money they had. Nobody was being fooled.

It's hard to narrow down your influences in comedy.

I love my job and I think my job is hard, but also, my job is such a privilege.

If I'm going one place, I want to feel like I can really get the whole vibe.

I am embarrassed to exist.

What have I stolen? Probably money as a kid.

Australia's massive. I don't have a lot of downtime.

In yourself right now is all the place you've got.

Her eyes were full of hate. Full. And... at the same time, empty. Soulless. Like those horrible creatures she keeps around her. The dragon was frightening... but Maleficent, she was bone-chilling.

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

Fine. Since the tea is not forthcoming, let's have a philosophical conversation.

The evidence I see tells me the unborn is a human being.

I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.

I don't take vacations. I don't get sick. I don't observe major holidays. I'm a jack hammer.

Playing for Billy Martin is like being married to him. Right now, we're all sleeping on the couch.

We have become a society where the artist is regarded as a self-indulgent superfluity, and the person who juggles stocks and shares is an essential part of the economy.

To be really artful, though, you have to be subjective and so singular.