Running a ball club is like raising kids who fall out of trees.

The last time the Cubs won the World Series was 1908. The last time they were in one was 1945. Hey, any team can have a bad century.

Hey, any team can have a bad century.

Ignorance is the parent of fear.

Beppu (n.)The triumphant slamming shut of a book after reading the final page.

Your medical tests are in. You're short fat and bald.

Be neither silly, nor cunning, but wise

The blues are what I've turned to, what has given me inspiration and relief in all the trials of my life.

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes.

I think I'm a real good person off the field. I've got good character traits, I go to Church often, and I do community service. I think I'm a really good role model.

I've always been who I've been. I've always been this person.

Why must we fight for the right to live, over and over, each time the sun rises?

Relax, let go. But remember only one thing: You are a witness.