Running around in the grass near an unsecured structure and a bunch of trees is a good way of taking yourself out of the gene pool.

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

I guess in the end, it doesn’t matter what we wanted. What matters is what we chose to do with the things we had.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

Pronouns are only useful when you combine them with other words. I have a few I can give you, if you're at a loss.

The only thing we have in this world that is utterly and intrinsically ours is our integrity.

I feel the closest to crazy when I'm disagreeing with the voice in my head

Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.

Every moment of Life is a Challenge to Choose. Some Win, some Lose.

Even when our eyes are closed, there's a whole world that exists outside ourselves and our dreams.

If we are addicted to people's approval, we will always experience pain when that approval is withdrawn--as it always is.

Whether we want them or not, the New Year will bring new challenges; whether we seize them or not, the New year will bring new opportunities.

Each firm held its rope; one by one, they realized that no matter how strongly they pulled, the balloon would eventually lift them off their feet.

I think boys are yucky, and that's it. Nothing more to say.

When I was young I thought: when I am 60 my necessities will be very different. As I get near that age, I realise they are similar to what they were when I was 25.

All spiritual life begins with a sense of wonder, and nature is a window into that wonder.

There are no trifles in the human story, no trifling leaves on the tree.

I gave out stars whenever an appropriate situation presented itself.