Running for office is the least aerobic of the socially interactive sports.

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

No motive is pure. No one is good or bad-but a hearty mix of both. And sometimes life actually gives to you by taking away.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Bipolar disorder can be a great teacher. It's a challenge, but it can set you up to be able to do almost anything else in your life.

I am mentally ill. I can say that. I am not ashamed of that. I survived that, I'm still surviving it, but bring it on. Better me than you.

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap."

I get lots of awards for being mentally ill. Apparently, I am better at being mentally ill than almost anything else I've ever done. Seriously - I have a shelf of awards for being bipolar.

You know the bad thing about being a survivor... You keep having to get into difficult situations in order to show off your gift.

Paris at night is a street show of a hundred moments you might have lived.

The food I've liked in my time is American country cookin'.

About Jesus we must believe no one but himself.

When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased With a fake ID My name was Brian McGee I stayed up listening to Queen When I was seventeen

Passion without focus can lead you astray.

We humans have an amazing way of making everything personal.

It is in order that France may find her place in the new Europe that you will respond to my appeal.

Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.

If you teach kids how to tell stories, they have a better chance at everything.

There's Tommy, Tommy Lee the rock star, and Tommy the dad. I'm wearing several hats these days.