Running for president must be like having babies. You have to forget what it was like the last time before you want to do it again.

Government is not the generator of economic growth; working people are.

Quite frankly, I think nothing could do more to immediately bolster national security then enabling us to produce more oil and gas here at home at a price consumers could afford.

I love Texas because Texas is future-oriented, because Texans think anything is possible. Texans think big

We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs.

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis.

Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear.

Balancing the budget is like going to heaven. Everybody wants to do it, but nobody wants to do what you have to do to get there.

We're the only nation in the world where most of our poor people are fat.

I own more shotguns than I need. But less shotguns than I want.

There's one form of bigotry that is still acceptable in America - that's the bigotry against the successful.

[God] says to pray for our enemies. How many of us have ever spent time praying for our enemies?

They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance.

I don't know. I don't understand how boys think. If I knew that I'd be a millionare.

Poetry is what we turn to in the most emotional moments of our life - when a beloved friend dies, when a baby is born or when we fall in love.

Swift calls discretion low prudence; it is high prudence, and one of the most important elements entering into either social or political life.

Look at the insane things the Jews believe. The Jews believe that Barbra Streisand is worth $1,000 bucks a ticket.

Seek something outside your nine-to-five job as an additional source of fulfillment and as a way to feel the joy of helping others.

The author knows just what he wants to illustrate and how he would like it to be done.

A horrible sense of blackness and the treachery of fate seized hold upon the soul of the unhappy student.

I have to convince myself that this is not a pointless life, even the body is telling me so.