Running is for animals. You need a brain and a ball for football.

My ambition is that I have the best players who can collaborate with each other to form the best team in the world.

Welbeck is not the standard required at Manchester United.

I am who I am: confident, arrogant, dominant, honest, hard-working and innovative.

If certain players do not carry out their tasks properly on the pitch then their colleagues will suffer.

Louis van Gaal has nothing more to learn.

When I think I've made an error, it can cause me a sleepless night. But that only happens rarely.

I'm not the kind of coach who just goes out and buys players for the sake of it. I'm a coach who wants to - and can - improve players.

When I buy, I buy players for the long term, not the short term because I do respect the club a lot and also the other clubs.

I've signed a contract with the Dutch national team until 2006. So I can win the World Cup not once but twice.

I am a coach who thinks always in the long term.

Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul And sings the tune without the words And never stops at all.

I think the greatest sound in the world is hearing one of your children singing when they think no one is listening.

It's possible to have more than one interest. I've been a painter and did summer stock.

We must not again underestimate the Japanese.

The American version of 'The Office' is fantastic.

No argument can persuade me to like oysters if I do not like them. In other words, the disturbing thing about matters of taste is that they are not communicable.

After the age of 30 in the movie profession, you're pretty well over as far as the casting people are concerned.

The thing is, all memory is fiction.

There is no bore like a clever bore.

In the exercise of God's efficiency, the decree of God comes first. This manner of working is the most perfect of all and notably agrees with the divine nature.