Running my show is really like an actor being in repertory but where, in one day in one performance, you do scenes from a drama, a farce, a low comedy and a tragedy.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

When you fight yourself to discover the real you, there is only one winner.

People think of all kinds of things at three in the morning. We all do. That's why we each have to figure out our own way of fighting it off.

Jesus was crucified for doing nothingAnd God is worshiped for even less.

Somebody hearing me saying the film is stupid??Talking about "The Hospital 2"?... THey just said it, in the film! (In other words in the film there was scene saying "STUPIDDDDDDDDD

The senses deceive from time to time, and it is prudent never to trust wholly those who have deceived us even once.

Meditation is a technique to integrate one's personality, to be able to live and enjoy full life of all glories - worldly and divine.

In such a state, humility is the virtue of men, and their only defense; to walk humbly with God, never doubting, whatever befall, that His will is good, and that His law is right.

I check my pulse and if I can find it, I know I've got a chance

your eyes... they're beautiful.you're beautiful." *sigh*

I don't know what other people are doing - I just know about me.