Russia has two bases outside of Russia. America has 178 military bases throughout the world. Who's the aggressor?

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.

I love my country, not my government.

When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people

Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents.

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.

A vote is "wasted" when someone fails to vote their conscience.

A hero must be honorable, must have honor. And you can't have honor if you're a liar. There is no honor in lying.

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.

Happiness is self-contained and self-sufficient. Happy men have no time and no use for you. Happy men are free men.

Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.

The least one can say of power is that a vocation for it is suspicious.

Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants.

In the long history of human affairs, common sense doesn’t have the greatest track record.

I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.

Those opportunities to play in championship games are few and far between

As a kid, I never thought I saw myself as unusual. I always thought that lots of people could do what I did. More and more I realized I was wrong.

The lecturer should give the audience full reason to believe that all his powers have been exerted for their pleasure and instruction.

I'm trying to find my own version of what makes me feel beautiful.