SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

It is better to risk starving to death than giving up on your dream. If you have given up on your dream, what's left?

I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.

Sometimes just to touch the ground is enough for me, even if not a single thing grows from what I plant.

Life magazine ran a page featuring me and three other girls that was clearly the precursor of Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues

Discord need not be an impediment. Differences can bring strength.

You live up - or down - to your expectations.

Timeless, so age don't count in the booth When your flow stay submerged in the fountain of youth

I myself am a great James Dean fan. He had this aura and enigma about him.

Polls are the corporate media's standardized tests to determine how well we have learned what it has taught us.

Our experiences tend to support our belief systems.