SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Books - the best antidote against the marsh-gas of boredom and vacuity

Don't be so sure, " said Gamache. "It's a little humbling to realize the pedestal isn't quite so high after all."Brebeuf chuckled. "Welcome to earth, Armand. It's a little dirty down here.

But how can I get enough experience if they don't give me a chance to get experience?

By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?' 'You can call me whatever you like.' Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys.

Constant contact is what people require these days. Its tough on artists.

When people don't comply, things - bad things will happen afterwards.

It's such a surprise for the Eastern eyes to see, That though the English are effete They're quite impervious to heat.

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.

I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright.

But the value of gratitude does not consist solely in getting you more blessings in the future. Without gratitude you cannot long keep from dissatisfied thought regarding things as they are.