Sachin Tendulkar has often reminded me of a veteran army colonel who has many medals on his chest to show how he has conquered bowlers all over the world.

It's the same old story you've heard a thousand times. Somebody's trust gets broken. Somebody's left behind.

My company survives because I've learned to respect the ideas of people younger than me and recognize when my wisdom is obsolete.

I was always embarrassed because my dad wore a suit and my mother wore flat pumps and a cozy jumper while my friends' parents were punks or hippies.

Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

Being a blockhead is sometimes the best security against being cheated by a man of wit.

Please don't ask me to do that which I've just said I'm not going to do, because you're burning up time. The meter is running through the sand on you, and I am now filibustering.

A man's foibles are what makes him lovable.

I've always thought of the western as American storytelling at its best.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.