Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

God has made the provision for every man on earth to be equally endowed.

Patience is the highest asceticism.

In Texas, two things are cherished above all else- football and gossip.

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.

The social brain is in its natural habitat when we're talking with someone face-to-face in real time.

Go on and try to tear me down I will be rising from the ground

Life in clubs is no paltry sign of the times we live in. Here gentlemen gamble with others whom they would not dream of inviting to their homes.

Once you get it into your head that somebody is controlling events, you can interpret everything in that light and find no reasonable certainty anywhere.

It's silly when girls sell their souls because it's in.

The truth is we have nothing to fear and nothing to overcome because He is all in all and we are more than conquerors through Him.