Sad stories make good books

And that's the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too.

There is only one sin. and that is theft... when you tell a lie, you steal someones right to the truth.

People say that eyes are windows to the soul.

If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork.

Time can be a greedy thing-sometimes it steals the details for itself.

I finally had what I'd wantes all those years. Except now that I had it, i felt as empty as this unkempt pool I was dangling my legs into.

Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.

In the end, the world always wins. That's just the way of things.

Years later, I learned an English word for the creature that Assef was, a word for which a good Farsi equivalent does not exist: sociopath.

it is a heartBreaking sound, Amir Jan, the Wailing of a mother. I pray to Allah you Never hear it.

Are you her boyfriend?”...No, I’m her fiancé.” Nate said.We’ve been promised to each other since birth, ” Summer added.Our wedding isn’t until March.

I hold a strict policy of automatic grudges against people everyone likes.

Bring together things that have not yet been brought together and did not seem predisposed to be so.

If you're in a successful play and the play is working well - I mean successful because the audiences like it, the audiences respond well - it's a pleasure.

If you could do what I do then you wouldn't be a hater/writer critiquing me, you would be my opponent facing me on the court.

A young man passes from our public schools to the universities, ignorant almost of the elements of every branch of useful knowledge.

I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time.

I'm so in control of my life, you shouldn't dislike anything I do-because I'm not only in the best place I've ever been, but it keeps getting better and better.

There are many things I want, and the only way I will get them is to keep my head down, listen to the right people and work hard

Postmodernism is Modernism with Alzheimer's.