Sad to say, negative advertising really works.

Thank you for making me nouveau riche.

I'm hard-nosed about luck...If you're persistent in trying and doing and working, you almost always make your own fortune.

Nothing kills a bad product faster than good advertising.

Sometimes, the advertising is better than the product. Nothing kills a bad product faster than good advertising. Everyone tries the thing and never buys it again.

There is a great deal of advertising that is much better than the product. When that happens, all that the good advertising will do is put you out of business faster.

From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Pearl Harbor.

I honestly believe that advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half. Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

That's great advertising when you can turn Chicago into a city you'd want to spend more than three hours in.

Because I'm in advertising, not electricity!

A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.

Birth and death we all move between these two unknowns.

Every secret gets known to the world.

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.

I think people get fixated on the example of an idea.

The howl of self-interest is loud ... but the heart is black which throbs solely to its note.

If you follow anything that I've ever done, I never stick to one thing more than one year. I'm just afraid to get typecast.

There is no end to renunciation.

When one man speaks to another man who doesn't understand him, and when a man who's speaking no longer understands, it's metaphysics.