Saddam Hussein... I believe is involved with this World Trade Center and Pentagon bombing. I believe that you're going to find out that money from Iraq flowed in and helped this happen.

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. You can't explain why the tide goes in.

There is a point where political correctness becomes an acid that erodes freedom.

We live in an age where truth really doesn't matter anymore.

Yeah, I'm obnoxious, yeah, I cut people off, yeah, I'm rude. You know why? Because you're busy.

And guys, if you exploit a girl, it will come back to get you. That's called 'karma.'

Get punctual, bring energy and creativity to your work, and stay with a project until it's completed (and then double-check the results). These habits will make you indispensable.

We are all born with a grab bag of gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money.

I don't care about the Constitution! The Constitution isn't here; you're here. Don't be a pinhead.

The more laws that governments pass, the less individual freedom there is. Any student of history will tell you that. Totalitarian countries ban pretty much everything.

Your mom was right when she told you never to discuss politics and religion because emotions run so high in those arenas. Especially religion.

There are occasions and causes, why and wherefore in all things.

When we protect ourselves from what we fear, we also undermine our capacity for wonder.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

We have to go on until Islam is made as ho-hum as Catholicism.

Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."

Somewhere we went wrong Our love is like a song But you won't sing along Have you forgotten About us

A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.

The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.

Please tell me we don't grow up and turn into the adults that drive us crazy.

No one ever approaches perfection except by stealth, and unknown to themselves.