Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate. The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

There are many people who can do big things, but there are very few people who will do the small things.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

I am criticizing a culture that has sold the big lie that 'Mom doesn't matter.'

What is important is that a political party articulates the mood of a generation.

In the yoga of love we learn to love consciousness. Consciousness is existence. It is the very stuff of which life is composed.

The symbolic view of things is a consequence of long absorption in images. Is sign language the real language of Paradise?

You will never understand what you're doin'. But God does.

Becoming an actor? If it's not a calling, don't do it. It's too hard.

The first rule of doing work that matters: Go to work on a regular basis.

Great melody over great riffs is, to me, the secret of it all.