Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

I cannot remember you when the rain flows down -I cannot remember youandmy heart begins to drown ...

I was about to die

You said I was your number-one pick." "And you are. In our hearts. Alphabetically, though, Dusk comes before you.

We have undocumented immigrants in America who are paying more federal income tax than a billionaire. I find that just astonishing.

When the right moment appears, the key is to not let it pass.

I think that vampires are sexy. The idea of them being untouchable has been really exciting for people.

To initiate (user) action, doing must be easier than thinking.

I ain't makin' music for the media. I make music for the people in the streets - that want a street level of entertainment. I'm makin' music because I have the streets to feed.

He nodded. "And if I don't make you feel like the most beautiful woman in the world every day of your life, then I don't deserve to be near you.

What kind of Yoga do you want to practice, the Yoga of getting or the Yoga of giving?... One enslaves, the other liberates.