Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but the jackass and his illegitimate child the mule.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

We grow small trying to be great.

I would rather stand alone in the light of truth than in the crowd filled with error.

About Newton: Nature to him was an open book, whose letters he could read without effort.

Military discipline is merely a perfection of social servitude.

I was an animator for a while early on, but a 2D animator.

I was recording stuff with my dad when I was like five, six years old. I played with him on tour. I'd gone with him to Japan in '91, played some gigs, did a couple shows at the Albert Hall.

As finite creatures who think and feel, we can create islands of meaning in the sea of information.

Everyone went crazy over Wayne Rooney, but I get more excited by Cristiano Ronaldo.

Usually Mexico, or always Mexico has defended itself and its territory.

Desire is never final, desire is imprecise and impractical [...]