Salutations; it's just my fancy way of saying hello or good morning

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

We have nothing to fear for the future, except as we shall forget the way the Lord has led us, and His teaching in our past history.

Talk unbelief, and you will have unbelief; but talk faith, and you will have faith. According to the seed sown will be the harvest.

It is not earthly rank, nor birth, nor nationality, nor religious privilege, which proves that we are members of the family of God; it is love, a love that embraces all humanity.

Our heavenly Father has a thousand ways to provide for us, of which we know nothing.

We are all woven together in the great web of humanity, and whatever we can do to benefit and uplift others will reflect in blessing upon ourselves.

Success is born out of arrogance, but greatness comes from humility.

Mother Nature is the true artist and our job as cooks is to allow her to shine.

Whatever attracts the mind from God, whatever draws the affections away from Christ, is an enemy to the soul.

Writing is like trying to escape quicksand. The harder you try the faster you sink.

Understand yourself, accept yourself, but do not be yourself.

Marriages would in general be as happy and often more so if they were all made by the Lord Chancellor.

You could have 50 different states having 50 different regulations... until they were all litigated out.

Property in land is as indefensible as property in man.

No, you can't go getting mad at people because they're shitty. Life will get mad at them, don't worry.

I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.

And givin' yourself to me can never be wrong

A Warrior knows that his best teachers are the people whom he shares the battlefield.

After some reflection I have decided that while I am the president of Ecuador, I will not attend any Summit of the Americas until it begins to make the decisions required.