Sam gave Captain Suicide a droll stare. "How did you die again? Oh wait, I know this. 'I can take 'em. I don't need to wait for reinforcements. I can do it myself.' How'd that work out for you again?

You are the Energizer Bunny for badasses. -Ash

You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.

You can take my life, but you'll never break me. So bring me your worst...And I will definitely give you mine.

Boy, you knock on the devil's door and he will head slam you through the wall.

Guess we're going north, " Dev said slowly."Everyone, follow Lassie.Timmy's in the well.

In the heart and in the soul, evil takes its wicked toll. When moonlight shines like flowing blood, over the earth, the Daimons will flood

Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

The only time you lose at something is when you don't learn from that experience.

Embrace the work opportunity you have today. It may be the stepping-stone you need on your way to success.

If life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.

Truth is always the enemy of power. And power the enemy of truth.

The only thing worse than watching a bad movie is being in one.

Only the Republican Party cares about the issues that concern me.

Character, in great and little things, means carrying through what you feel able to do.

Ward has no heart, they say, but I deny it: He has a heart, and gets his speeches by it.

One has to define very clearly what one's objectives are, determine in advance how much one is prepared to pay to achieve that objective and then act accordingly.