Sandworms...you know I hate 'em!

My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room.

Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says, 'live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual.

I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action.

These aren't my rules. Come to think of it. I don't have any rules.

Success seems to be connected to action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don’t quit.

Some wounds never show, not even in the mirror, until we see them in the expressions on the faces of people we love.

From her character in the HBO miniseries: "The art of politics is the art of applying the seat of the britches to the seat of the chair.

Jesus is not directing the angelic choir, taking long naps, or doing crossword puzzles. He is completely focused on building his church, the hope of the world.

The whole secret of existence is to have no fear.

Until you value yourself, you can't expect anyone else to do so.

Most of my stories have some basis in fact.

Choosing a hard-to-guess, but easy-to-remember password is important!

I woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout. Get away, boy, from my daughter, then a shot gun rang out.

But I'd long ago learned not to be picky in farewells. They weren't guaranteed or promised. You were lucky, more than blessed, if you got a good-bye at all.