Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.

All the lives I could live, all the people I will never know, never will be, they are everywhere. That is all that the world is.

To go against the grain is the secret of bravery.

So far as I am concerned, poetry and every other art was, is, and forever will be strictly and distinctly a question of individuality.

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.

But now I knew that true love was above all that and that it would be better to die than to fail to love.

The truth of truths is love.

Both criticism and praise is part of putting yourself out there.

Love and war, it seemed, worked by the same rules. One had to hurry, before the fires flared out.

Coffee isn't my cup of tea.

I have to do everything tomorrow first.