Sarah Palin's book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

Through writing, an author opens the window of his heart through which a reader can see the inner self of the author.

In that moment I’m able to accept the inevitability of how I feel, though not with joy. I need to talk to someone. I need to trust someone. And for whatever reason, I know, I know it’s her.

It's almost never the kind of person you are but the kind of job you do decides how much you get paid.

If “Been there, done that” isn’t your mantra, then make haste down your “bucket list.

Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.

Books are the windows of the truth, but they are not the door; they point out things and yet they do not impart them. It is within that we should write, think, and speak, not merely on paper.

I don't mean that to be egotistical, but I'm not writing fluff. I'm not writing for 8-year-olds. I'm a woman and I'm a rock girl.

In 1991, I co-founded my first start-up, Ink Development, which made software for an early tablet computer.

When a young artist is ready, one has to bring him into the limelight.

I certainly want a name that I can pronounce!