Sarah turned around and there standing just a few feet from her was the legend himself, and he was far from disappointing.

You were born an original work of art. Stay original.

It is impossible to preserve my friendship with people who are allegedly leaders when they are attacking their own people, shooting at them, using tanks and other forms of heavy weaponry.

You've got to change incentives for good behavior as opposed to just disincentivizing bad behavior.

The most important thing to me is my work, and reaching people through my work. It's so important to me. It's my passion.

I've thought a lot about the world and how George Bush sees the world and it ain't even close.

The only thing that would ever embarrass me would be something I would write that would be badly written.

A man is wise with the wisdom of his time only, and ignorant with its ignorance.

What a bummer it is to be a human being.

Now the entire world has its eyes on China.

I think Texans have more fun than the rest of the world