Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Learn to see the beauty in and around you. Learn to observe the beauty inside the mind.

What we are looking for is what is looking.

She’s never where she is, ' I said. 'She’s only inside her head.

Man, the living creature, the creating individual, is always more important than any established style or system.

I have had dreams and I have had nightmares, but I have conquered my nightmares because of my dreams.

I would have to say the person with whom I am most in love is definitely my son, Everly Bear. Although I'm his dad, I'm also his friend.

My kids are the most important people in the world to me.

It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.

The force of a language does not consist of rejecting what is foreign but of swallowing it.

It's always been hard for me to tell the difference between denial and what used to be known as hope.