Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.

In our lifetimes, we can only know a small portion of what exists. The world is endless and its treasures are inexhaustible.

I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.

I shall listen to my heart and it shall save me. I shall listen to my heart and I’ll be free.

Lo, each subculture has its own language, and verily I am not a parody. You don’t believe me? Get with the program, crackpot!

As a man I’d been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.

Some plant lips on Mother Earth in a display of gratitude.Meanwhile, she is kissing the soles of your feet, recognizing the one to be worshiped is you.

If you know yourself, you are doomed.

All of this has to be understood as part of a process leading ultimately to a treaty that will give an international body power over our domestic laws.

I have a wig for when I go outside among the regular folks, so they don't feel uncomfortable because I have a Day-Glo color somewhere in my hair.

Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.

Your talk," I said, "is surely the handiwork of wisdom because not one word of it do I understand.

Those who have tried meekness know the importance of being important.

...and I discovered something: the meaning of my life was whatever I wanted it to be.

Jesus, deliver me from the spirit of witchcraft!

Of course cocaine is not adictive, darling. I should know, I've been doing it for years.