Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?

Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.

No. It is said that the Nephilim are the children of men and angels. All that this angelic heritage has given to us is a longer distance to fall.

Humans were so stupid. They had something so precious, and they barely safeguarded it at all. They threw away their lives for money, for packets of powder, for a stranger's charming smile.

There were some memories, though, that never faded.

Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.

The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.

There is only now. And look! How rich we are in it.

Remember, remember always, that all of us, and you and I especially, are descended from immigrants and revolutionists.

Need is what tears people apart. When you want someone, you never really need them. But as soon as you start need someone, they no longer want you.

To line only for some unknown future is superficial.

We look upon this shaken earth, and we declare our firm and fixed purpose - the building of a peace with justice in a world where moral law prevails.

Even my momma asked what I'mma do. Decisions, decisions/ In case this is war, then I load up on all ammunition/ If a n----a want problems, my trigger's on auto.

I will have this done, so I order it done; let my will replace reasoned judgement.

What is firmly rooted cannot be pulled out

I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk.

You get your inspiration - suggestions - wherever you have to, even from your mother.