Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery.

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned.

Well done is better than well said.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

Reconsider your life and see how you can make things work for yourself

Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way.

Every woman is as bitter as gall. But she has two good moments: one in bed, the other at her death.

I have terrible handwriting. I now say it's a learning disability... but a nun who was a very troubled woman hit me over the fingers with a ruler because my writing was so bad.

The only things worth counting on are people you can count on.

We cut up time and space and mind and place and being and non-being. We create a world of ideas. This is duality, pairs of apparent opposites.

I don't think the Democrats need a silver bullet.

A great many people fall in love with or feel attracted to a person who offers the least possibility of a harmonious union.

The word poet literally means maker: anything which is not well made doesn't exist.

Cry "havoc!" and let loose the dogs of war, That this foul deed shall smell above the earth With carrion men, groaning for burial.