Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

I would not mind being a bit evil, for the larger good.

O Lord! Unhappy is the man whom man can make unhappy.

If a man does not control his temper, it is a sad admission that he is not in control of his thoughts.

How ravished one could be without ever being touched. Ravished by dead words become obscene and dead ideas become obsessions.

Everyone messes up in relationships and has peaks and valleys in their personal lives. When I realized it wasn't the end of the world and I would keep on standing, I knew it was going to be OK.

It was a way out of poverty. It was a way to success. It was a way to education. And it was a way to a brighter day for me.

Relationship are part of the vast plan for our enlightenment.

Pessimism is a waste of time.