Satire among the Romans, but not among the Greeks, was a bitter invective poem.

Jealousy is the jaundice of the soul.

Self-defense is Nature's eldest law.

…So when the last and dreadful hour This crumbling pageant shall devour, The trumpet shall be heard on high, The dead shall live, the living die, And Music shall untune the sky

He with a graceful pride, While his rider every hand survey'd, Sprung loose, and flew into an escapade; Not moving forward, yet with every bound Pressing, and seeming still to quit his ground.

When he spoke, what tender words he used! So softly, that like flakes of feathered snow, They melted as they fell.

Fool that I was, upon my eagle's wings I bore this wren, till I was tired with soaring, and now he mounts above me.

Dead men tell no tales.

Dancing is the poetry of the foot.

The sooner you treat your son as a man, the sooner he will be one.

Fortune befriends the bold.

Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it's all the rage

Wise people do not claim to know it all, they always prefer to learn from others.

Netflix is very protective with their information .

People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves, they last too long.

Mom told me, “It probably gets pretty lonely to be Grandma, don’t you think?” I told her, “It probably gets pretty lonely to be anyone

I also try to read all of my fan mail. A lot of them send me candy, which I'm not allowed to eat 'cause my mom says it might be poisonous.

On behalf of every Republican and every Democrat in Congress, on behalf of the whole House, I want our friends in the Jewish community to know that we stand with them.

I'm not fond of ideologies. I don't like it when people have answers before they know the question.

Saying atheism is a belief system is like saying not going skiing is a hobby.

If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl