Satire is a lesson, parody is a game.

His desire for this to be a joke was quickly replaced by a desire for whiskey.

You can get the man out of stone-age, but not stone-age out of man.

One note does not make a symphony

How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a little more effort, a little more patience would have achieved success.

The principles of living greatly include the capacity to face trouble with courage, disappointment with cheerfulness, and trial with humility.

I'm not trying to be something I ain't. That's right. I'm me.

When I had my first experiences of choral singing, the dissonance of those close harmonies was so exquisite that I would giggle or I would tear up, and I felt it in a physical way.

I don't need the Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.

Rock and roll hoochie koo, lawdy mama, light my fuse.

And some can pot begonias and some can bud a rose, And some are hardly fit to trust with anything that grows.