Satire is focused bitterness.

The first printed mention of bagels... is to be found in the Community Regulations of Kracow, Poland, for the year 1610 which stated that bagels would be given as a gift to any woman in childbirth.

We see things as we are, not as they are.

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.

What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles? [A Herring]

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

The purpose of life is to matter, to be productive, to have it make a difference that you lived at all-using the talents that God has given you for the betterment of others.

The purpose of life is not to be happy, the purpose of life is to matter.

I sometimes think there is a dimension beyond the four of experience and Einstein: insight, that fifth dimension which promises to liberate us from bondage to the long, imperfect past

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.

If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.

Inherent rights are from God, and the tragedies of the world originate in their attempted denial.

If you see a leader solving one conflict wisely, remember he is working hard to prevent 10 of such from happening!

Your people eat dry and tasteless flesh but it is off plates as smooth as ivory and as round as the sun.

There's always things that you know about that nobody else, because everybody's life is different. So you write about what you know. That's number one.

I could almost see common sense and denial fighting away at each other within her. In the end, denial won, as it so often does.

Do not be alarmed by simplification, complexity is often a device for claiming sophistication, or for evading simple truths.

We are what we are because of the hard work, insights and achievements of countless others.

Awakening is about liberating yourself from the prison that is the world of the mind and daring to be here as all that you are.

I was an English major in college with minors in Fine Arts and Humanities.

Let women paint their eyes with tints of chastity.