Satire is the disease of art.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.

The sunset glow of self-possession.

There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

Pleasure can be supported by an illusion; but happiness rests upon truth.

Intelligent people make many mistakes because they cannot believe the world is really as foolish as it is.

Society is divided into two classes, the shearers and the shorn.

Life is enrich with every new adventure.

Have as much fun as you can in life because you never know when it will end.

The city knows you better than any living person because it has seen you when you are alone.

I think if everyone is clean, then who cares about how you're tested?

Breastfeeding is the best diet. I want to eat healthy for her, so it's easy to say no to pizza.

In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent.

The weeping of the candle is not in mourning for the moth: the dawn is at hand, and it is thinking of its own dark night.

There's a richness to the old works if you look before the 1950s. The chord progressions and the language was more complicated, especially in the jazz and classical world.

Obviously, success breeds more confidence. And it's pretty easy to be confident if you're getting a hit almost every time at bat.